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How to drink Tequila

Published Nov 30, 2024

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I went to a party and was doing tequila shots with two women. I was telling them how I remembered the sequence for the shots, which is lick, drink, suck. Lick the salt on your hand, drink the tequila, suck the lime. Or, in other words LDS, which is short for the Church of Later Day Saints (Mormons), of which everyone around here is associated. They both thought it was funny, but then one of them said, Thats not the way I do it, and I thought she did it in a different order or something, but she said, I do it LSS, lick, suck, swallow. Of fuck, I told her, I like your way a lot better. Damn! True story.