Old soldiers never die...

OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE... ...THEY JUST FADE AWAY! That is something my late mother-in-law told me one day. I was sitting here today contemplating on my life. I am 67 years old, getting wrinkled, grey in areas, and without the energy I once had. Yet, I do find time each day to do what I enjoy best and that is masturbate. I was raised in the church when masturbating was a mortal sin. Because of all my guilt I had a private conference with a young priest many years ago to discuss this. I told him that I knew I was going to hell because I was not prepared to stop masturbating. It was my ultimate means of sexual pleasure and gratification. He asked me if I was willing to abstain from this for a while and I told him I would rather die. I also said that I didn't know how priests could live their lives in chastity. He laughed! He said, "Louis, ninty eight percent of priests masturbate. The two percent that don't are because their peckers are probably dead. They are merely fading away." I had cancer of the bladder when I was 48 and had surgery. After many years of vigorous penile examinations I stopped having normal erections about ten years ago. At the advice and prescriptions from my physician I engaged in the various medications to help this problem. I took the blue ones, the yellow ones, and even the herbal generic ones until the side effects became more overwhelming than fun. I consider myself healthy. I cook all my meals and at times will splurge on some fast foods like pizza, hamburgers, or even fried chicken. I do not take any medications and I feel blessed for that. Since I stopped taking the pills, I have still continued to have many solo sessions masturbating with a soft dick and achieving good ejaculations and orgasms. Yes, it is good to see cum cumming out of one's hard dick, but what is better? The visual or the actual sensation of what one has experienced most of one's sexual life? I am referring to the ORGASM! Last December I was talking to my younger brother. I asked him how he was doing after his prostate surgery. He had been diagnosed with cancer and had surgery to remove it. He said he could not get erections after that but his doctor had order for him a penis pump. My brother explained that he used the pump the get erect and masturbate. I shared with him the fact that I too could not get erect but I could still masturbate and have orgasms. On Christmas Eve he gifted me a pump he had gotten for me!!!!!!! I had tears in my eyes when I saw it. I was mesmerized. I told him I could not believe he got that for me. He said, "When we were young you taught me how to masturbate and this is the least I can do for you." I love my brother. He is two years younger than me but we have been the closest since last December. THE LESSON To the old folks - No matter how old you are, if you can still make your dicks feel good, go for it. To the young folks - Don't take for granted that what you have today will last forever. It may not die but IT WILL EVENTUALLY FADE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Masturbations. Love, Louis