WHY I LOVE MY PENIS

I honestly feel that I have a very special relationship with my penis. Because it is capable of giving me so much pleasure, I must treat it with the utmost respect. I feel it is a seperate being for me to serve and appreciate. Refering to it as a cock or dick or any other slang is not appropriate. In my opinion, it is what makes me nude. Is there another body part of a man that cannot be seen legally in public? I prefer to masterbate because I can control the pleasure that my penis gives me. It is much more difficult having someone else do it and very unsatisfactory. When I am in my chair watching tv or laying in bed, I craddle my scrotum in my hand with the head resting against my thumb. The massive weight of it in my hand is quite comforting. I guess you could say that my penis is my friend