Burns night

A great Scottish tradition is Burns Night on 25 January. This year I'm going to a nude dinner. I plan to wear the full costume but without the kilt or top (undies are never worn). So that will be a tartan bow tie, a sporran, socks and shoes. Of course I have to get there with some sort of cover - a thick coat. I may attach a kilt cut-off so it looks like there's a kilt under the coat. But when I unzip it all will be revealed.