Cigar & Whisky for the ballgame

Am going to the Rockies vs. Giants game tomorrow . . . gotta sneak me in some hootch (they command $12 for a good drink inside) and an Acid 1400cc . . .which you can actually smoke in designated areas. So? I figure I'll stuff my half pint of Jim Beam down these skimpy undies and give it a whirl. Buy a coke and have a sip or 4 then poor the Jimmy in . . . should make 2 drinks. Gotta be a scoundrel when you get old on fixed income (nothing fixed about it btw . . . it's always broke!). jy

Posted a picture of my plan . . . it'll work ;-)