Drippy, Slippy, what furniture besides the bed have you christened?

The new group is, "Around the House." We all know that adult activity happens all around the house or in the yard, not just the bedroom.  Stories and pictures of you and your lover in locations around the house EXCEPT on the bed!  Let's see how creative and how many wild or different places sex takes place in your home!  Where did you lick, suck, fuck, eat, grope, grab, snuggle, tug in your home?  Come share your stories in "Around the House"