In a bar

I was in a pub in my friends village the other day. The landlord knew we are nudists. I showed him a photo of myself naked in my own village pub and he let me strip naked. Then my friend did the same. The landlord was impressed by how natural we were and eventually stripped off to join us. We assured him it was nothing sexual - and then showed it not to be entirely true. I handled his bits and then gave him a blow job.