Sooth the stomach

This may sound weird ... but there were times in the past when I got serious heartburn related to acid reflux. At one point, I had tried some antacids, but they didn't help. Then I remembered learning in HS Biology that precum was a natural base. I tried tasting it, and it was sweet. I produce a lot when I edge, so I kept licking it off my fingers. It completely stopped the heartburn. A few times since then, it was the only thing that worked, and it works quickly. I don't personally know anyone else who eats their precum, though.